[Originally published on Facebook on 11/8/2015]
“You know, it’s super cold and windy and rainy all the time up here. The clothes people use further south just don’t really cut it. We should probably make some sort of special clothes for just people who live up here.”
“You’re right! We should all wear skirts made from wool!”
“…wh…uh… you mean, like, particularly long, warming skirts?”
“Nah, I was picturing something, like, knee-length.”
“…okay, you know, what, humour me: how exactly is that meant to keep anyone warm?”
“Well, you wear wooly socks as well.”
“Oh. Well. I mean, the thing about socks is that they don’t attach to anything at the top, so if you move around too much they can work their way down to the ankles, but I suppose that would kind of work if we all just walked slowly when we were wearing it – ”
“Actually, I thought we should use this outfit for dancing.”
“… … … all right. All right. Okay. I have a feeling I am going to regret asking this question, but here goes: Did you, pray tell, have any particular kind of dancing in mind?”
“Well, mostly reels I guess.”
“Yes. Yes, I thought so. Anything else? Anything else you suggest we do while wearing our rain-sodden, open-legged outfit, protected from the cold by nothing but unsecured footwear, desperately quick-dancing around for warmth?”
“One of the socks should have a blade.”
“Oh, of course.”